Spontaneous Adventurers Gifts

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"We should get out to the country more often."

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"I took the road less travelled just to avoid the potholes."

Napoleon marches off alone

"That's not the stick, it's a blood-stained satchel full of money... but hey, good boy!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Oh my goodness, you're right - I've only been hiding from myself!

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf

Tunnel of Dove.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."