Spontaneous Wanderer Gifts

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"We're looking for our local post office."

It was an impulse buy.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Weathervanes.

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

How to deal with weeds

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

The sounds of spring.

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'

Nature girl.

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."