Solitary Wanderer Gifts

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"I had half a date last weekend."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Desert Planet

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Napoleon marches off alone

'No luggage.'

Vast Wasteland Ahead

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

Counting Sheep

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

'I said I would agree to work remotely, but this is a bit too much.'

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

'Does anyone feel like I do?'

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"I like sad songs."

'Are you counting sheep again?'

Holiday snaps of airport delays.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

'We had sex every day alright- MiddleSEX on Monday, EsSEX on Tuesday, SusSEX on....'

"Far out, man."