Lonely Wanderer Gifts

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

"I like sad songs."

"I just can’t stand the loneliness anymore."

'Cedric always felt anonymous.'

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I'm worried about myself, Doc...I'm not spending much time with other cats.'

"All of my friends are imaginary."

Desert Planet

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Penguin in Desert.

"I'm getting that feeling of deja vu again."

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Counting Sheep

"We must be in the Village."

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"Don't be sad for lacking a sense of direction... I don't know the direction to Antarctica either!"

'You want to get to London? Well you shouldn't start from here.'

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"If you can't sleep you may as well be productive and guard the meth lab."

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Leading the pack, fighting contenders, it was too stressful: I gave it up and became a lone wolf...'