Spontaneous Performer Gifts

"Uh oh. I think I feel a song coming on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

'It wasn't premeditated.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Instant art

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It was an impulse buy.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

"It doesn't matter. Anywhere will do."

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

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