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"Uh oh. I think I feel a song coming on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'It wasn't premeditated.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Instant art

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It was an impulse buy.

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

Darlene, you want to go for a walk? Sure. Just a quick one. House of Java .net. Of course. A casual walk. That's it. We'll catch up. Then have drinks, dinner, then fly to Vegas for a quick nuptials. I'm actually mostly kidding. I actually almost missed your persistence.

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"He sings for charity. He has to. Nobody offers to pay him."

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

"We're always ready to travel at a moment's notice."

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

A statue of a baseball player swinging a bat stands next to a building with a broken glass window.

'Does it really matter where I'm going?'

Open Mic Night

TRAVEL AGENCY, 'Oh, anywhere -- I'm a nomad.'