Spontaneous Explorer T-Shirts

"Where ya headed?" "Wherever."

'You and your brilliant 'Let's hitchhike through Venice' idea.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

Backfire

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Astral Projection

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The power of now

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Spontaneous Kombucha

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"I thought I'd come back YOUNG!"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Adolescencia"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"I've made contact with your mother. She says she hates what you're wearing."

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

'Go to Hell'

"This is terrible, Ms. Jenkins! The general manager's surprise visit is going to ruin my scheduled half hour of spontaneous time!"

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10