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'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Kardiff.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Safari.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

It was an impulse buy.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

"We're thinking... this year just send us to whatever country our luggage is accidentally sent to!"

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'You will either come down with a strange disease or go to a costume party.'