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"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'Lemons with indigestion tablets concealed inside... do you know anything about this, sir?'

'... and now for a good night's sleep in the great outdoors..'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Ultimately love would find her...

'Anything to declare?'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Napoleon marches off alone

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Single men in Tahiti

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

It's never easy organising a holiday for anyone else.

Bev puts on an old favorite

Just married.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'I didn't even know the carnival was in town!'