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'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Baby squirrel & Berries

So You've Cloned Yourself

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."