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"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'How long have you had this feeling of being treated like a mug?'

Jim waved goodbye to his inner child.

"I found myself when I travelled the world, but we forgot to exchange numbers."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

The Map of the Human Heart

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

So You've Cloned Yourself

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Truth

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."