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The Map of the Human Heart

"Frankly, I've repressed my sexuality so long I've actually forgotten what my orientation is."

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

"Time for some me time!"

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"You will go far in your profession, have a gorgeous family, and own lots of property... Or you will struggle with money, have many marriages, and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"Anyway, during lockdown our Jaxen discovered he doesn't actually have an internal monolgue."

Right there plump in the middle of Jackson Meadow that she had known all her life Margaret Mary Elizabeth became unsure of herself

Nude beach / Stripped of all pretense beach.

'I'm a fat man trapped in a pencil neck body.'

"I'm trying to find myself"

Dog holding suitcase hands man a book called HOW TO BE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND.

'After years of soul searching I finally know who I am. I'm an indolent rich kid.'

'That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life.'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

"Once I figured out who and what I was, doors just opened for me."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Prince Charming Discovers Himself

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"And then in Italy Giovanni has found his soulmate"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."