Self-realization Journey T-Shirts

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Spa

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"You've changed."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

'You've changed.'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Planned service changes

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

Truth

'My life coach traded me.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'