Self-realization Journey Gifts

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Spa

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"You've changed."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Is this who I am?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'You've changed.'

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

'My life coach traded me.'

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

Truth

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."