Self-actualization Seeker Gifts

"Hi - I'm from the city's self-actualization department."

They hated me.

Butterfly Woman

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Critisize your weight.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"My diet plan for you is if it tastes good, spit it out."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

Mod Kwan Doh

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

Planned service changes

Ego Increasing School

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"How long have I had what problem?"

"How's the job interviews going?" "Not well. Seems they only want the best and the brightest."

"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."

'You again? You know it's called a mid-life crisis, not mid-week!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."