Self-realization Gifts

"I've realized I don't want to be with you. I want to be you."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

That party went well.

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

The Map of the Human Heart