Self-discovery Gifts

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Wherever you go, there you are."

The Map of the Human Heart

"If I knew the meaning of life, would I be sitting in a cave in my underpants?"

The Grand Scheme of Things: You are here.

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

Signpost pointing to today, tomorrow and yesterday.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Hey! I just figured out what I want to do with my life!

Road signs: Life is a Journey (stay left) and Life is a Destination (exit ahead).

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

'Every time I try to get in touch with my inner self, she's out to lunch.'

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

Burt discovers his life's path.

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

Doubtful Man

"Elsie is still waiting for postmenopausal zest to kick in."

"There are times when I desperately need someone to lean on."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'It's not all bad. Having a little downtime allows you to do some soul-searching.'

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Could you check and see if my mind is back there anywhere?

"Harold keeps googling his name. He's trying to find himself."

"I just don't know what to do with myself in that long stretch after college but before social security."

'When I googled myself, and nothing came up, I began to question my own existence!'

'No, please continue. We're finally making some progress.'

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'I can't shake off the feeling that you're more enlightened than I am.'

'The truth is inside of you.'

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"I'm going to France - I'm a different person in France."