Self-development Gifts

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

Feed me

"Based on your resume you're not really qualified for the job...but there's just something about you I like!"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'A life coach? What the hell do you want a life coach for?'

Must you always be so negative?

'I don't know what I want which makes it hard to know when I get it.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

Room for improvement

Cycle of Professional Development

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

'I'd like to be self-employed, but for a better boss.'

Morning Mr Bagshaw, how was the self-development course?

'Actually, what makes you think I suffer from insufficiency syndrome?'

"The organism is so rare there are no Chicken Soup for the Soul books dedicated to it."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

A man wearing a green shirt with his hands crossed over his heart

The Road to the Future

Self-Help: 2015

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

I'm young, yes, but not at heart

Billy's speech impediment made him a bit nervous around girls.

Analyst and patient

"The good news is that he went on a course and got in touch with his 'inner child'."

Moral Values for Dummies

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Chains of life

"I don't mind being wrong. That doesn't bother me at all! What bothers me is when other people know I'm wrong."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Soaring is the only way to fly