Self-building Gifts

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

'What are my priorities? Take this huge closet and build a house around it!'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Handyman's Special'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

Don't Take No For an Answer

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"It's perfect for starting a family."

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Analyst and patient

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"You'll get over him."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

'It's me, Santa... I've had work done.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.