Self-building Gifts

'Management is fully aware of the problems staff have affording property at the moment.'

'What are my priorities? Take this huge closet and build a house around it!'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Window Treatment

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Three little pigs-mortgage.

So You've Cloned Yourself

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

'Handyman's Special'

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Don't Take No For an Answer

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"It's perfect for starting a family."

Analyst and patient

"Well, I'm going to have to disagree with you because that's how I deal with my insecurities."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"You'll get over him."

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.