Self-creator Gifts

Two men creating themselves with a pencil and paintbrush.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

'I can beat my own drum but it'll be counting on your to toot my horn.'

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'I self-published my e-book and uploaded it into 'the cloud'...but I'm not sure which one.'

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

Home Business - Business Cards.

Are you printing your own book? No, it's my mailing to agents!

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"It was either create a universe or play solitaire for an eternity."

"No, it's great. I'm just saying 'The Gospel of St. Luke' is an ambitious title for a first-time self-publisher."

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Feed me

"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."

Don't get so excited - it's from you. Self-publishers Clearinghouse. I may already be a winner!

'I think your work is brilliant and iconoclastic, but then again what do I know.'

'He's never forgotten his humble beginnings.'

"I'm self-published."

Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.

"I publish unfettered on the web."

"I decided to self-publish."

"Or you could see it as the first step in an environmentally friendly, sustainable and affordable self-build project!"

"You should be ashamed of yourself. Growing your own instead of supporting your local, massive, out-of-town hypermarket."

'It's one of the advantages of having your own business.'

"Steve, trust me, this has nothing to do with you being self-published."

Antonio had decided to self-publish his internet rants and babbles because he wanted to reach a more serious readership.

Peers and the Nobility - Parties