Self-realization T-Shirts

"I've realized I don't want to be with you. I want to be you."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

That party went well.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."