Identity Realization T-Shirts

"Honey, you’re overreacting. I said I think I might be gay."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'My life coach traded me.'

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Congratulations!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Secret Identity Theft.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."