Identity Development T-Shirts

Forming the adolescent personality

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Congratulations!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Secret Identity Theft.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Internet Name Tags.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."