Identity Studies T-Shirts

"You can't identify as me."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Cherchez la femme

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

Secret Identity Theft.

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Bear painting himself as a teddy bear.

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."