Identity Development Pillows

Forming the adolescent personality

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Congratulations!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Can you characterize yourself in five words."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

Internet Name Tags.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."