Embracing Identity Pillows

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Congratulations!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Sheep In Curlers

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Nikolai Gogol

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."