Playful Identity Ponderer Pillows

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

Playdough's The Republic

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

Hamlet

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Nice haircut."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Congratulations!

Frog Baby Names

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'How did he make the world in six days?'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

Nikolai Gogol

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

The Meaning of Life

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"You knew I was straight when you married me."