Embracing Identity Gifts

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Congratulations!

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Sheep In Curlers

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

Nikolai Gogol

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Secret Identity Theft.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"