Navigating Identity Gifts

"A girl at school keeps calling me gay."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Congratulations!

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Nikolai Gogol

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."