Faith And Identity Explorer Gifts

'Mum, Dad, I'm no longer gay!' - son wearing 'I Love Jesus' shirt

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A surprise in heaven

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

The World's Biggest Book Club

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.