Faith And Identity Explorer Prints

'Mum, Dad, I'm no longer gay!' - son wearing 'I Love Jesus' shirt

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."