Explorer Of Faith Gifts

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'I'm an atheist!'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'On the other hand, you must never, ever work in mysterious ways.'

The joy of sects.

Jesus plays peek-a-boo with doubting Thomas.

Holy Bible

Chill Out Worshippers!

Saying Grace.

'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."