Identity Pillows

"I love our culturally diverse country, where were you born?"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

Don't Label Me.

"That's the trouble with your post modern identity. One weak moment and the shirt logo takes over."

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

'Hey-wait a minute. We all can't be named,Tom.'

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'If we're not Abercrombie, and we're not Gap, then who are we - Stella McCartney?'

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"Papi, should people call me 'Hispanic' or 'Latina'?"

"Smith, Mr and Mr Smith."

"It wasn't until I started getting 'A's' in math that I even realized I was Asian."

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

African-American Easter Egg

'I'm a Dutch American. What kind of an American are you?'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'You're not wearing a name badge.'

Gay and lesbian support group.

There were times when Hilary and Joanne wondered if coming out had provided all the answers.

Sometimes barry felt that he was never meant to be a crocodile

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

;What kind of deodorant are you?'

'You only like girls that are truthful and honest Well, I'll tell you about my sex change operation then,'

'Remember, son, in this great land of ours you can grow up to be any gender you want to be.'

'I don't know who I am - they can't agree, so everyone calls me by a different name.'

Simon the gnome felt like he stood out like a 'sore thumb' at the elves convention...

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I found my doppleganger. He was trolling me on social media."

"Well I'm declaring myself gender neutral until I know what you are declaring."