Identity Critic Pillows

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

This picture of me in the annual report...do you think it really captures the true inner corporate man?

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'I don't know who I am anymore.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'