Identity Theorist Pillows

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

American Venn diagram

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"

The World Map According to Donald Trump.