Identity Topics Pillows

Just as the doors closed he realized that his identity had been stolen, and that the thief was getting away.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Congratulations!

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

As Lucanus, a giant bug, awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed into Franz Kafka.