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Condi Rice for President

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Difference of Opinion

Gun laws US

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

Plant Parenthood...

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Reagacentennial

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Memory Content is King

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Man milks a book.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

Trump promises versus reality.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

John McCain, pre-RIP

The euro as a monster

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"