Ideology Debater Pillows

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

AOC. . . Can't Spell AOC

'What capitalist pigs and socialist swine have in common.'

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Capital to Capitolism.

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

VOX Party

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Science Snobs

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.