Beliefs Debater Pillows

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Plant Parenthood...

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

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