Philosophy Debater Pillows

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Can money buy happiness?

'No, that's Frank, Karl's younger brother. He was an early champion of leveraged buy-outs and tax-sheltered annuities!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Dialogue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Science Snobs

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Like Minded

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."