Philosophical Debaters Pillows

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Science Snobs

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

Mind Narrows road sign.

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

You! Are thick magazine.

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

No atheists in Heaven.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'If just one of you pantywaists had the balls to carry a gun the tragic murder of Baby New Year could have be prevented!'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

Brain vs heart