Philosophy Debaters Pillows

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Changing Minds

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Good shrink, bad shrink.

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

No atheists in Heaven.

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

'He's taking no chances since he turned atheist.'