Philosophy Debaters Gifts

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Changing Minds

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Good shrink, bad shrink.

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"And another thing. When they start telling you 'You've still got it,' you don't."

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

No atheists in Heaven.

"Building a robot Pope was questionable to begin with, but why did we give him a laser-gun hand?"

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'

'What? -- All that work, and they don't even believe in evolution?'

'I'm beginning to think our flock has discovered the grass is greener the other side of the fence...'

'What proof do we have there is a DOG?'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.