Philosophy Debater Gifts

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Can money buy happiness?

'No, that's Frank, Karl's younger brother. He was an early champion of leveraged buy-outs and tax-sheltered annuities!'

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Plant Parenthood...

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Memory Content is King

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."