Intellectual Debater Gifts

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

Science Snobs

You! Are thick magazine.

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'

"That's how the middle class fight. They fight with columns."

"Papi, can someone be too smart for their own good?"

Brain vs heart

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Like Minded

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Man milks a book.

And now, for a rebuttal.