Intellectual Debater T-Shirts

Sign 'God is dead!" youth asking "Who's God?"

Science Snobs

You! Are thick magazine.

'When television insults Walter's intelligence, he insults it right back.'

"That's how the middle class fight. They fight with columns."

"Papi, can someone be too smart for their own good?"

Brain vs heart

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

Difference of Opinion

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Now that's a win."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

Plant Parenthood...

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Memory Content is King

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."