Intellectual Debates Gifts

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

'I inherited therefore I am'

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

Relativism

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Chip! - The important issue really, for seagulls.

'I'm going to have to rethink that 'knowledge is power' theory.'

'Let's loathe a little television.'

"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"So, what are you reading?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Trump Mask

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Science Snobs

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'