Scientific Debates Gifts

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"You're fired."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

Trump Mask

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Pickle

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

'It's clear that we need Haitian refugees in America to do jobs Americans aren't willing to do... Like voting Democratic!'

"So tell me again about the disastrous effects the Biden infrastructure plan will have on the deficit that you're suddenly so concerned about. . ."

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'...and on that you have my word.'

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'I hear it's a grudge match between the three of them.'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

Voter impatience.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Obama: Problems causing instability.

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'