Scientific Debate Gifts

"I'm not religious-just anti-science."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'I inherited therefore I am'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'How can I help you? We offer - choice, diversity or competition.'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Clones are people two!

'The beauty of this is that it is only of theoretical importance, and there is no way it can be of any practical use whatsoever.'

From now on, the rats that get steroids don't have to run the maze.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Are we allowed to pray?"

'He spoke in millions...then I found out he was a bacteriologist.'

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

"What about commands that violate your moral code?"

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Now, will someone pass me a whale?

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

Science battle continues

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'