"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."
Logic Debater Gifts
Looking for a gift that challenges and delights a logic debater? Our collection features clever, humorous items that honor their love for reasoning, debate, and critical thinking. Whether for a birthday, a special occasion, or just because, these thoughtfully designed gifts highlight their passion for debate and their quick wit.
Joe's Weight Gain: '...none of my good pants fit right now...but since we'll be sitting the whole time, I figures it wouldn't really matter...'
"I don't believe in moon landings! I don't even believe in the moon!"
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
Changing Minds
"Now that's a win."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
Netanyahu versus Gantz
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
'You present a very convincing argument.'
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
Plant Parenthood...
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."
Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...
The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'
"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"
Logic Debater Gifts Collection
Logic Debater Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the logic debater, perfect for sparking conversation and starting mornings with a smile.
Logic Debater Pillows
Bring wit and charm into their home with pillows that celebrate their love for reasoning and clever humor.
Logic Debater Prints
Elevate their space with unique prints that showcase the cleverness and humor of the ultimate debate enthusiast.
Logic Debater T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts range designed for the sharp-minded, offering comfort and humor for those who love a good debate.